tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45493388539812594352011-07-08T10:04:51.652+01:00Disappointing you since 1982.Mattnoreply@blogger.comBlogger231100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-53327714917912256532011-04-12T12:55:00.003+01:002011-04-12T13:01:00.876+01:00By now you have probably realised that I have stopped updating this blog.<br /><br />The main reason was that I forgot the old password.<br /><br />Now I have a new password. But also a new website where the words have been spilling from my head for quite some time now.<br /><br />So, if you like an anti-climax, then you'll love <a href="http://ilovemattfishwick.com">I Love Matt Fishwick dot com</a>! Or maybe you won't.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-5332771491791225653?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-70993963950210045812009-06-05T16:58:00.003+01:002009-06-05T17:03:45.313+01:00I could be described as a James Dean lovin' Party Queen, but that would be slightly to the left of right, or wrong if you prefer you answers briefer.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-7099396395021004581?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-26555639814098457492009-05-03T16:30:00.001+01:002009-05-03T16:32:30.413+01:00<div style="text-align: center;">MIKE<br />(shouts)<br />Run!<br /></div><br />FADE OUT.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SbH0UYOuGEE/Sf22Q4iB0tI/AAAAAAAAAAU/HqCX3ZYkGMM/s320/winner_200x200.png" alt="A Bunny In a Compromising Position" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331617935045808850" border="0" /></a><br />Another attempt, another win.<br /><br />Roll on next year.<br /><br />Roll on a better idea.<br /><br />Roll on deoderant.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-2655563981409845749?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-39493029667323934492009-04-01T00:01:00.003+01:002009-04-01T00:01:00.383+01:00MATT, a strangely disappointing excuse of a man, stares with glazed eyes, the sort of glaze that is usually reserved for doughnuts, at a computer screen containing a BLANK document .<br /><br />The CURSOR taunts him.<br /><br />His well is dry, fortunately he has indoor plumbing - even in the north of England, but that isn't helping him now.<br /><br />MATT's fingers glide over the keyboard as he types.<br /><br />It would seem Matt is shit at typing. He deletes, and starts again, SLOWLY.<br /><br />Ideas = 0.<br />Pages = 0.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">MATT<br />I'm already behind in the page count, and it's only just gone midnight.<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;">CUT TO:<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-3949302966732393449?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-73576504744685668282009-03-30T08:10:00.007+01:002009-03-30T08:10:00.678+01:00You remember back in the day when I started this blog?<br /><br />No, I didn't think so. Let's take a look back shall we:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Now if... I have returned... and someone has found me... There once was a man... that looks like me. For those of you who don't... stop bothering me... Go...</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">it just looks more professional.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-style: italic;">I reached... me... the answer... truckin'<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">E</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">verybody else... could have saved time by... a dish best served with sprouts... in a vacuum!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">It's </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/">movie</a><span style="font-style: italic;"> time.</span><br /><br />Ah, good times.<br /><br />Here's to the next lot of ignored posts...<br /><br />And to ScriptFrenzy!<br /><br />Hurrah!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-7357650474468566828?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-86295183140027872482009-03-30T08:05:00.005+01:002009-03-30T08:05:00.763+01:00That's right, it's been one year of inane posts that nobody has read.<br /><br />You may be the first, unless you are reading this over someone's shoulder and that means you are a close second. So take a step back, and stop invading my personal space.<br /><br />So while this is the Internet, happy e-paper anniversary. (An anniversary of this magnitude doesn't warrant an exclamation point.) But you could have at least sent an e-card you unsentimental bastard.<br /><br />Will we reach the next one? Probably, unless I forget my login details.<br /><br />Don't forget the traditional Anniversary Clip Show Featuring 10% New Material!<br /><br />Coming up next.<br /><br />(Recycling, not only is it good for the environment, but it removes the need to be creative.)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-8629518314002787248?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-86072011221638027532009-03-06T00:01:00.003Z2009-03-13T00:18:25.291Z... but enough about you, it's <a href="http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/">movie</a> time.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-8607201122163802753?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-88935514526390940672009-02-27T17:25:00.001Z2009-02-27T17:25:00.230Z... if you are in a vacuum!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-8893551452639094067?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-52063789036523276852009-02-13T13:13:00.003Z2009-02-13T13:13:00.552Z...is a dish best served with sprouts.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-5206378903652327685?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-85385692254909263352009-02-08T02:23:00.003Z2009-02-08T02:29:53.248ZI'll just refer to it as pre-March, saving the hassle.<br /><br />But then I could have saved time by not posting at all, and it did give you something to read, so why aren't you grateful?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-8538569225490926335?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-8501153534843673562009-02-01T00:43:00.003Z2009-02-01T00:46:25.281Z... just like everybody else.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-850115353484367356?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-85862259385110439012008-12-06T20:10:00.003Z2008-12-06T20:10:00.275Z...loaded up and truckin'<br /><br />We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-8586225938511043901?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-28280997039211707972008-12-01T00:01:00.000Z2008-12-01T00:01:08.020ZOr is it?<br /><br />Only December has the answer...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-2828099703921170797?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-88447461479444878082008-11-25T01:55:00.004Z2008-11-25T01:59:57.404Z<a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272408093090271938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 122px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SbH0UYOuGEE/SStbOeuKUsI/AAAAAAAAAAM/agmfoxvQDlE/s320/nano_08_winner_large.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>And it is me. </div><div></div><div>50,154.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-8844746147944487808?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-59871081769432716032008-11-20T02:27:00.003Z2008-11-20T02:30:07.322ZI reached 38K and here it is:<br /><br />K K K K K K K K K K<br />K K K K K K K K K K<br />K K K K K K K K K K<br />K K K K K K K K.<br /><br />Jealous much?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-5987108176943271603?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-20439628524847422262008-11-01T02:30:00.003Z2008-11-01T02:33:40.638ZIf you only write one k a day, at least make it uppercase, it just looks more professional.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-2043962852484742226?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-22708787962447051802008-11-01T00:00:00.001Z2008-11-01T00:00:00.245ZOkay GO!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-2270878796244705180?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-21473863450623582272008-10-31T19:17:00.000Z2008-10-31T19:17:00.228ZThen start your own blog and stop bothering me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-2147386345062358227?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-1134996627748336012008-10-31T16:13:00.002Z2008-10-31T16:16:44.984ZFor those of you that know me, I'm the one that looks like me.<br /><br />For those of you who don't, then I'm not.<br /><br />Comments? Like I care.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-113499662774833601?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-8381392439175360592008-10-24T12:00:00.000+01:002008-10-24T13:00:13.661+01:00There once was a man from Nantucket, and there still would be if Wings was still on the air.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-838139243917536059?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-78568584754090652282008-07-18T01:55:00.002+01:002009-02-01T00:42:24.760ZI've been googled and someone has found me. You know who you are.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-7856858475409065228?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-33311115002891271242008-05-25T07:59:00.000+01:002008-05-25T07:59:00.428+01:00Yes. I have returned...<br /><br />But briefly.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-3331111500289127124?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4549338853981259435.post-12962390690946441822008-03-30T08:05:00.000+01:002008-03-30T00:07:31.054ZNow if only I have something interesting to say or write.<br /><br />I may be back, I may not. The only way to find out is to return to this very blog.<br /><br />Do you dare?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4549338853981259435-1296239069094644182?l=mattfishwick.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mattnoreply@blogger.com